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Jerry: BLACK 85 GT h/b · 01-28-2015, 03:23 PM

... by a blonde!

Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be one of the best -- because it makes football make sense!

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"

John, · 01-28-2015, 09:03 PM

LOL, thanks Jerry...other then all the hype about the amount of air that should be in a football these days I really don't care if the Super Bore even kicks off...

01-28-2015, 03:23 PM	#1
Jerry: BLACK 85 GT h/b Ambassador 2009 Donating Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Winter Haven, FL Posts: 9,106	Football explained... ... by a blonde! Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be one of the best -- because it makes football make sense! A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!" __________________ Jerry: BLACK 85 h/b To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. Thomas Jefferson “The best government is that which governs least.” variously attributed A/R "Swirl" wheels FRPP clutch/flywheel subframe connectors BBK catted H-Pipe Flowmaster American Thunder exhaust Edelbrock Performer Intake Manifold *Click HERE to REGISTER YOUR* GT!**

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01-28-2015, 09:03 PM	#2
John, Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Chicago Area Posts: 266	LOL, thanks Jerry...other then all the hype about the amount of air that should be in a football these days I really don't care if the Super Bore even kicks off...