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Old 03-28-2010, 05:18 PM   #1
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Red face They walk among us, continued.

I stopped at Mc Dona ld's and ordered some fries.
The girl behind the counter said "would you like some fries with that?"
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*One day I was walking down the beach with
some friends when someone shouted....
'Look at that dead bird!'
Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'

They walk among us!
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the
estate agent which direction was north because
he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'
My brother explained that the sun rises in the east
and has for sometime. She shook her head and said,
'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff......'

They Walk Among Us!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,
when we overheard an admin girl talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.
She drove down in a convertible, but said
she 'didn't think she'd get sunburned
because the car was moving'.

They Walk Among Us!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car
which is designed to cut through a seat belt
if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk.

They Walk Among Us!
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman
with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.
My friend said, 'Ouch! The chain must rip
out every time she turns her head!"
I had to explain that a person's nose and ear
remain the same distance apart no
matter which way the head is turned....

They Walk Among Us !
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and.
went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry
because she was a trained professional and
said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me,
'Has your plane arrived yet?'...
(I work with professionals like this.)

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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man
ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and
the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
enough to eat 6 pieces.

They Walk Among Us!
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Old 03-28-2010, 05:47 PM   #2
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I don't care what's true or not some of those are just --->
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Old 03-28-2010, 06:14 PM   #3
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To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. Thomas Jefferson
“The best government is that which governs least.”
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FRPP clutch/flywheel
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BBK catted H-Pipe
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Old 03-29-2010, 05:35 AM   #4
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True story,


I'm sitting at a stop light while on patrol in my charger. Some ricer pulls up beside me and starts revving his engine. I roll down my window and he asks me to race. The light turns green and he rockets ahead in a cloud of burnt rubber.... then is supprised when I calmly flip on my blue lights and pull him over for racing. I ask him what he was thinking as my patrol car is fully marked and has a protruding light bar on top. He states that he thought it was just racing stripes and a cheap attempt at having strobes on my car....


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I'm sitting at a stop light while on patrol in my charger. Some ricer pulls up beside me and starts revving his engine. I roll down my window and he asks me to race. The light turns green and he rockets ahead in a cloud of burnt rubber.... then is supprised when I calmly flip on my blue lights and pull him over for racing. I ask him what he was thinking as my patrol car is fully marked and has a protruding light bar on top. He states that he thought it was just racing stripes and a cheap attempt at having strobes on my car....


I can't think of what smiley to use to describe that.

Oh wait....
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Old 03-29-2010, 11:03 AM   #6
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They also drive among us!!!
And, scariest of all... they vote among us!
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“The best government is that which governs least.”
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