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Old 02-17-2010, 06:27 PM   #1
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Thumbs up How to Wash a Toilet

How to wash a toilet

This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.



1. Put both lids of the toilet up

And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the lid.


4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.


5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the house,
And run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean..



Sincerely,

The Dog
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Old 02-17-2010, 06:58 PM   #2
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Love it!
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Old 02-17-2010, 10:06 PM   #3
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That's a good one Jerry!
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Old 02-18-2010, 04:14 PM   #4
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Of course, we haven't heard from the cat-lovers out there, yet!
Between this, my new sig, and hating snow, I'm sure to catch it now!!!
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Old 02-18-2010, 04:46 PM   #5
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Jerry,
LOL, I'd rather do that to a small dog. I hate all nervous rat shaking small dogs.
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Samll dogs are cats in disguise!
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I opened the lid and my cat's not moving.So do I just throw him out the door to get clean?
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Feed him to the dog!!!
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And get the dog sick????
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Only if it's a small dog!
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Old 02-22-2010, 11:24 PM   #11
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Whew! You had me worried there!


But I thought the small dogs were for the hard to reach areas of the toilet?
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Old 02-24-2010, 09:00 AM   #12
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That's why you gotta feed 'em once in awhile!
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