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Old 01-29-2010, 12:29 PM   #1
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There is some humor in this, but it sure does show the

complexity of a growing and expanding earth.

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He woke up to his alarm clock


(MADE IN JAPAN )

for 6am.

While his coffeepot




(MADE IN CHINA )




was perking, he shaved with his




electric razor




(MADE IN HONG KONG ).




He put on a




dress shirt




(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),


designer jeans


(MADE IN SINGAPORE )




and


tennis shoes


(MADE IN KOREA )


After cooking his breakfast in his new


electric skillet


(MADE IN INDIA )


he sat down with his




calculator




(MADE IN MEXICO )




to see how much he could spend today. After setting his


watch


(MADE IN TAIWAN )




to the radio


(MADE IN INDIA )

he got in his car




(MADE IN GERMANY )




filled it with GAS




(from Saudi Arabia )


and continued his search




for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.




At the end




of yet another discouraging




and fruitless day




checking his




Computer




(Made In Malaysia ),


Joe decided to relax for a while.




He put on his sandals




(MADE IN BRAZIL )




poured himself a glass of


wine


(MADE IN FRANCE )


and turned on his


TV


(MADE IN INDONESIA ),




and then wondered




why he can't find


a good paying job




in AMERICA ...











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Old 01-29-2010, 12:41 PM   #2
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Cool there is a reason

Those things mostly are made there because of low costs of labor there, maybe the German car not but USA has lots of good things made also but maybe not like all the items you mentioned.

As globalization takes over you will always see that more often.
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Old 01-29-2010, 11:16 PM   #3
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Those things mostly are made there because of low costs of labor there, maybe the German car not but USA has lots of good things made also but maybe not like all the items you mentioned.

As globalization takes over you will always see that more often.
Globalization is a made up word. The only reason things are currently so cheap to buy from these countries is because these countries have been lulled into believing the US dollar is worth something. In reality there is nothing, I repeat nothing, backing the US dollar except 'faith'. When another country manufactures something we want, we pay them with dollars. The manufacturing country might then use those dollars to purchase Treasury bonds, which is a guarantee to receive even more dollars backed by nothing when they're exchanged. So no matter what, the manufacturing country gets nothing more than pieces of paper from us.

Eventually those countries will wake up to the fact that dollars really can't do anything more than buy stuff in our country so they'll all try to offload that worthless paper by buying everything that isn't nailed down here, thus sending prices through the roof on the limited amount of stuff we do still make here. That is the true definition of inflation (aka expansion of the money supply), and it will thoroughly screw us when it occurs.

The only question is how long that can go on till the rest of the world wakes up and discovers they've been had. Welcome to fractional reserve banking, where the only 'reserve' is our remaining assets and liberty.
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Oh, boy!!!
Here we go again!!!!
I hereby give my word to not raise my conservative, Capitalist, right-wing extremist voice again in this thread!
Buh-bye!
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Oh, boy!!!
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I hereby give my word to not raise my conservative, Capitalist, right-wing extremist voice again in this thread!
Buh-bye!
Ya know ya wanna. Honestly though, it's not right or left wing anything, it's just simple fact, though the PTB doesn't advertise it as fact.
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What I find most interesting about that is that ALL the products listed were at one time manufactured in the USA by Americans. I think it is a damn shame that we have gone from the #1 exporter nation to the #1 importer nation. Lets not forget that we're still the #1 giver of foregin aid.

I personally think that we need to cancel all of our foregin aid, drill deep hard and fast in all the "forbidden" areas for black gold, put Pittsburg back to work, re-vitalize Detroit, and thumb our collective noses at the sissies running the EPA and the other granola crunching-tree hugging pansies and "former" hippies that have succeeded into turning our country into a collective bunch of whiners and wimps.

Oh-boy I better cut it off there before I open up a big can of worms.
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You got my vote,MustangCop!And I'm guessing many more.
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I personally think that we need to cancel all of our foregin aid, drill deep hard and fast in all the "forbidden" areas for black gold, put Pittsburg back to work, re-vitalize Detroit, and thumb our collective noses at the sissies running the EPA and the other granola crunching-tree hugging pansies and "former" hippies that have succeeded into turning our country into a collective bunch of whiners and wimps.
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What I find most interesting about that is that ALL the products listed were at one time manufactured in the USA by Americans. I think it is a damn shame that we have gone from the #1 exporter nation to the #1 importer nation. Lets not forget that we're still the #1 giver of foregin aid.

I personally think that we need to cancel all of our foregin aid, drill deep hard and fast in all the "forbidden" areas for black gold, put Pittsburg back to work, re-vitalize Detroit, and thumb our collective noses at the sissies running the EPA and the other granola crunching-tree hugging pansies and "former" hippies that have succeeded into turning our country into a collective bunch of whiners and wimps.

Oh-boy I better cut it off there before I open up a big can of worms.
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