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Old 12-11-2010, 07:26 PM   #1
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Default Driving with Gramps!

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:

There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for the drive.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked. "Oh, yes, Granddad, it was really wonderful. We didn't see a single idiot, moron, jackass or blind jerk anywhere we went!"

Kids hear everything!!
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I looked at the title twice!!! At first I thought it read, "Driving with Cramps"! But that'll have to be another thread!!!



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Old 12-13-2010, 05:36 PM   #3
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I looked at the title twice!!! At first I thought it read, "Driving with Cramps"!
I must need new glasses as i thought the same thing.

And yes, kids do hear everything. We may not think theyre listening, but they are. Unfortunately, its everything they arent supposed to.
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